The Kilted Nation :: Utilikilts :: Mocker
The Mocker is our answer to ubiquitous (and, should we add, tight and
uncomfortable and wimpy and tremendously lame) Dockers® worn by white
collar workers all over the world.
Detailed Description
Pants are lame, and Dockers® are the lamest pants we can think of.
They’re so lame that we decided to come out with a Utilikilt so sleek
and clean and stylish that your Docker wearing friends would cry in
secret shame.
When we sat down to design the Mocker, we had two goals in mind:
- Design a cleaner, more refined looking Utilikilt that wouldn’t seem out of place at the office or with a shirt and tie.
- Put in enough hidden cargo space to please even the most demanding Utilikiltarian.
Deep Internal Slanted Pockets
For the Mocker, we took off the side cargo pockets found on other
Utilikilts. (It seemed a shame to hide all those beautiful pleats.)
Then we designed absolutely cavernous slanted internal pockets to hold
all your gear.
How deep are these pockets? So deep you could lose an arm in them.
So deep you might need a flashlight to find that cute girl’s number
from the bar. So deep that you can load all the junk you want in there
and it’ll all rest comfortably below your “man bits.”
And unlike a pair of pants, you can load your Mocker up with a ton
of stuff without showing any sort of distracting bulge. The lines of
the Mocker stay clean no matter what you carry around.
The Mocker’s pockets have been designed so that when you sit down
all your stuff falls safely to the inside of your thigh. These things
are secure. No more stuff falling out of your pockets and getting left
behind in that restaurant booth. Heck, go ahead and do a cartwheel. You
might lose your pride, but your stuff is staying where it’s supposed to.
Additionally, the Mocker features two single-welt rear pockets with
the Utilikilts name subtly sewed in above the right pocket in matching
thread.
Buy a Mocker and burn your Dockers® in the name of freedom.
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